I Want A New Eyelid.

 I'm used to things falling south on my body as I age, but I'm pretty pissed about my left eye. It sags all the time, whereas my right eye doesn't. So, now my eyes don't match.

I could wear a pirate patch I guess, but If I were rich, I'd get it fixed. That's the trouble with not being rich, you have to pretend try to age gracefully instead of  looking 20 years younger than you are