My question is: Why?
Every night.
It's weird how well you know your husband when you look in the cake pan and know he didn't have the last piece of cake. He would never, EVER cut cake like this. It would be perfectly straight on all sides. Everything is neat and logical in my hubby's mind. That is why we got married; we are opposites. My jumbled mind was so attractive he couldn't resist me.
He has a special place he puts his pills each night so he can take them first thing in the morning. I'm not supposed to put anything on this special place. Of course, I ignore those instructions and one night I spilled water on his pills when he was in bed.
Whenever I do anything that I know will annoy hubby I write him notes or leave a message on his cell phone. That way, he will be all okay by the time he talks with me. So, I left a note.
It worked as usual.
(His nickname for me is Buns)
I don't want to tell you why.

