I don't know if they realize it, but all it does is make me feel bad that I don't look like her. Actually, I've never been that thin even when I was seven. When I tried to be a blond, my hair turned orange. I have never worn clothes like that, but my daughters have because they have bodies like this girl.
When I was born, some mean fairy hit me with a wand and said, "She shall be short and stout. Never shall a designer dress fit her." My good fairy never showed her coward face to protect me from this curse!
When I was a janitor, the head guy called me "Stub". However, that didn't keep two of the guys wanting me desperately! One asked me to leave all behind and run away with him. I'm afraid that would have upset my kids and husband, so I didn't do it. The other guy just wanted a one night stand. Here was his line:
"So, wanna go to my place and do it?"
My, it was hard to turn down such a romantic notion, but I am a good girl and I did. Turn it down I mean. It is kind of weird how my weight doesn't deter some guys. I was at the pub a few years ago with my daughters and their friends. A guy about 35-40 was staring at us. One of the girls went over to him to talk for a while. It turns out he wanted ME! Unbelievable! Why!
I did look quite sophisticated sipping on my cranapple martini while the girls slung back beer. That must have been it. He thought I was sophisticated. He even saw me standing up - a foot shorter than everyone else. So, if anyone thinks they can't get a date just sit there and don't be interested in getting a date and you will get a date. Got that?