Monday, July 11, 2011

Antibiotics Have a Strange Effect On Me.

I'm telling a bad story on myself, but I figure since I make fun of my husband I should be able to make fun of me too!

I'm on antibiotics for a minor infection. Last time I was on them I got depressed. And I've been doing so well lately! This time I'm not only depressed, but angry. Sunday morning, my hubby brought out a toy we sometimes play with.

I said, "You come near me with that thing and I'll hit you with it and put it where the sun don't shine." He knew I was kidding. Maybe. We'll never know.

I then started bitching about life in general. Blah, blah, blah. I wasn't mean or nasty to him, I was just complaining about everything that had happened recently.

After I ran out of things to whine about, I lay there in bed had a brilliant idea. Since I was grumpy, he would probably love to get rid of me for the day.

"Can we afford for me to take Mom to Bingo today?" I asked sweetly.

The answer was swift and sure. "Yes. And you can have my $15 too." he replied.

Ah! I don't usually use cunning to get my way. I'm not smart enough. It is probably the antibiotics! They must turn me into some kind of Solomon or something.

So, off I go to Bingo and I won 3 times! Mom and I always split the money so we each had $100 to spend at the slots. Actually, she won $20 more and I was only down $8. Then we find out the casino is having a BBQ of free hamburgers! So, we got a free dinner. Yippee!

Maybe I don't mind these antibiotics after all.

(I paid back the $15) :)