My Daughter's Defense of Christianity.

My daughter Christine's brother-in-law was trying to prove to her that she couldn't be a Christian because of something she had done that was wrong. They argued for a bit, then Christine got frustrated.

"F___ off." she retorted. "Or I won't give you my kidney."

You see, he needs a kidney and she is being tested to see if she is a match. Of course she was only kidding about that. Her other brother-in-law was in the room, and grinning with delight when he jumped into the fray.

"Man, you never say that to him, you usually only say that to me."

Christine turned to look at him. "You f___ off too."

And that ended the discussion on Christianity.

P.S. My daughter cracks me up.